Friday, June 26, 2009

I Solemnly Swear

I am up to no good.

No, that's not what I meant to say! (LOL)

I solemnly swear that when I get so old and decrepit that I'm afraid to drive the 35 mph speed limit, I will turn in my car keys. Honest to God, I'm so *#@!! tired of being stuck behind some ol' grampaw or grammaw weaving and wobbling their way up New Burton Road at 15 mph that I could just scream "IF YOU CAN'T DRIVE 35 FREAKIN MILES PER HOUR, GET THE HELL OFF THE ROAD!!!!!!" Jesus Christ, it drives me nuts . . . especially at 7:45 a.m.!

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